If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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