Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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