Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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