So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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