What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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