Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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