I wish i was in the wii world.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize