My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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