you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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