whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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