It's just like the Real World with babies
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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