I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I think my moral compass just broke
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