IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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