Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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