When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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