So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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