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WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
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New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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