we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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