it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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