Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
