There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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