HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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