I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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