i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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