um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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