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ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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