before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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