Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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