What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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