The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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