i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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