You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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