i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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