hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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