Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Actions speak louder than pants.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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