You surviving the open bar?
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If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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