i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Come on in and take your pants off
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