the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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