i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Randomize