Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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