is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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