TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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