I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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