I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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