If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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