the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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