Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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