Banned from zoo.
Again?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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