Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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