yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I am spending my child support on dildos
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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