Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
