And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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