i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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