Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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