you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
