I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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